From the vast eldritch depths of the ocean, beyond the reach of man’s petty knowledge, lies an ancient terror which waits for it’s time to rise and lay waste to mankind. In its city of non-euclidean cruelty, it is held in the sleep of the dead. Or at least, the light afternoon-nap snooze of the dead. In fact, it’s just awake enough to reach out to the minds of men, clutch at their dreams, and answer their calls.

In Calls For Cthulhu, the great horror created by H.P. Lovecraft shows his range by hosting a call-in show, where he dispenses advice, comedy, and occasional harsh justice.